Google’s Energy Drink: Google Gulp
Have you ever thought of something or someone changing your Brain’s chemistry? of course not your boy friend or girl friend. Now you can Quench your thirst for knowledge.
Google, known to be the master piece of Information with its powerful search engine have far more products other than just search engine which knowingly or unknowingly you are using it. Google soon to come with another product not a master piece but a master drink, its Google Gulp with a Beta Release.
Google says Auto-Drink and GoogleGulp, a line of “smart drinks” designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty. Isn’t it great!
Have a look at what Google says about their new product Google Gulp
4 exciting Flavours in GGulp:
![]()
Glutamate Grape
Why drink plain grape juice when you can stimulate your ionotropic and metabotropic receptors and groove to a sugar high? Enhancing your learning and memory functions never sounded sweeter. (Note: excessive amounts of glutamate can cause neuronal damage, so drink responsibly.)
![]()
Sugar-Free Radical
Will this antioxidant-rich, low-cal beverage keep you young forever? The results of studies to date haven’t been definitive, but hey, if you stay thin enough, you’ll look good whether or not the theory of free radicals turns out to be correct.
![]()
Beta Carroty
Want to be healthy without actually going so far as to eat (shudder) vegetables? Get your daily pick-me-up dose of cancer-fighting carotenoids with this smooth, not all chalky morning smoothie.
![]()
Sero-Tonic Water
Just try to stay down once your synapses get a blast of this bubbly concoction whose refreshing blend of selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors is perfect for those moments when all your other beverage options just seem soooo depressing.
So, hurry search for friends who drank it because you cant go directly to store and ask for a drink. You need to get the cap of the Google Gulp and turn on at any retailer to get it. Hope its not Google’s April fool again. The best part is they assures that the Google group tested the drink on a set of rats fo last 8 months and no one died yet. You should be aware that by popping the seal on the twist-off Gulp cap, you send a wireless signal to Google’s servers indicating your irrevocable acceptance of the Google Gulp Terms and Conditions, which do include the possibility, however remote, of hideous genetic mutation resulting from your consumption of this product. Google is pretty sure you won’t die, though. ![]()

(3 votes)


Aditya | Jul 24, 2008 | Reply
If you guys think things like Google Gulp and Custom Time are great, wait till you get a load of gDay- http://www.google.com.au/intl/en/gday/press.html
Rohit | Jul 29, 2008 | Reply
hey, its a April Fool joke..
